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Twilight Made Me Do It*
*Rene Agulan, the Philippine Department of Finance & Bureau of Customs
I am of course, speaking of The Great Book Blockade of 2009 that supposedly began when Customs examiner Rene Agulan noticed the infernal numerous amount of Twilight books being imported into the Philippines and got greedy.
Not that Twilight’s really responsible for anything but oh the [...]
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance – Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem!
tells the story of Elizabeth Bennet and her four sisters as they become zombie slayers and are taught how to fight like Japanese ninjas by Mr Darcy.
Hahaha…this is going to be interesting. The sheer number of things to get excited about: [...]
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the 3rd book in Melissa Marr’s Wicked Lovely series, coming out April 2009. Gosh these YA covers are pretty pretty. I can’t wait.
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Unsolicited Advice
You know when you get a certain age and you just want to impart all your gathered wisdom on the younger generation?
I feel that way whenever I see someone buying Twilight (or any book of the Twilight series).
and I know I should be happy that they’re reading anything at all but the craze over it [...]
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they don’t sweat. don’t pee. don’t shit. don’t breathe…
but why do they always still have the ability to produce sperm?
why?
*this question brought to you by the fictional existence of half-human half-sparkly-vampire Renesme Carlie Cullen, whose name would fit in right here in the Philippines, home of children with unique names derived from the combined syllables [...]
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The Weeks in Review: 06.15.08
Haven’t done this in a while because i’ve been busy/lazy and since I’m a bit lazy now, i’m going to do this quickly…
Prince Caspian was interesting enough. Ben Barnes is quite the hottie but a bit ridiculous at times because of the accent. And the added love angle was frustrating if you know how everything ends. Can’t [...]
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Regardez Links
Neil Gaiman writes about Stardust and fairy tales in The Guardian.
Women in Hollywood speak up about Women in Hollywood.
Steal This Book! No, really, steal it.
Become addicted to Doctor Who. Like moi.
Exclusive! Leaked excerpts from a screenplay written by my grandparents in an attempt to cash in on the superhero-movie craze.
And for more quizzes…
You’re Brave New [...]
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