12
Dec
08

Why So Sex[b]y, John Simm?

Just finished watching Channel 4’s new period drama The Devil’s Whore (set during the English Civil War) and darn it made me almost cry at least 3 times (making me actually cry is next to impossible so…) all i can say is, watch it watch it watch it, if you can. it’s gorgeously shot and gorgeously acted too…which brings me to John Simm…

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you call this your ugly role? you’re dirty, scarred, not to mention wearing a dress (can’t see it much in this shot but he’s wearing a dress) and all I can think ugh, sexy [forgive me as my mind melts into a puddle.]

Really, if John Simm were undressing in front of me, I won’t be pointing a gun at him

Sexy Edward Sexby knows he’s hot. yes, he does.

which our heroine finally notices too…

I’m sorry if my hormones are getting the better of me but darn it simm, it’s unfair that you’re this attractive and why aren’t there men like you in real life? (at least my reality)

[insert dirty jokes here] because isn’t this shot just asking for it?

[cut because nsfw]

p.s. I also won’t say no to a Michael Fassbender / John Simm sandwich.

i’m sorry, this show has a plot too. really, trust me.


4 Responses to “Why So Sex[b]y, John Simm?”


  1. 1 kizay
    16 December 2008 at 8:06 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA… you and your boys, ay men pala… wuhooo…

  2. 18 December 2008 at 4:47 pm

    well… you have your Japanese boys so give me my English men. haha. haaay. I’m obsessed.

  3. 3 kc
    26 April 2009 at 6:09 am

    oh my!!!

    agree w/ u 100%!!!

  4. 4 kc
    2 May 2009 at 6:01 am

    ha!
    yes this story does have plot!
    and hot guys :)

    i totally agree w/ u on john simm as edward sexby!

    and a Michael Fassbender / John Simm sandwich ;)


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