One thing that always bothered me about vampire lore…
they don’t sweat. don’t pee. don’t shit. don’t breathe…
but why do they always still have the ability to produce sperm?
why?
*this question brought to you by the fictional existence of half-human half-sparkly-vampire Renesme Carlie Cullen, whose name would fit in right here in the Philippines, home of children with unique names derived from the combined syllables of their parents’ names.
